On Wednesday, a group of hackers, possibly connected to the Russian government, released a batch of e-mails purportedly belonging to former secretary of state Colin Powell, who had retired in 2005 and had likely hoped to be sitting in his hot tub room-slash-art gallery in relative peace. Though the e-mails raised a fresh round of cybersecurity concerns over whether the Kremlin is attempting to influence the outcome of the American presidential election—especially following the D.N.C. hack that took down Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz—it also revealed that Powell, for all of his gravitas and diplomatic acumen, is essentially the Regina George of Washington, D.C. (“We have confirmed that the general has been hacked and that these are his emails,” spokeswoman Peggy Cifrino told The Washington Post. “We have no other comment at this time.”)
As a leading Republican establishment figure, it was unsurprising that Powell had voiced strong antipathy towards Donald Trump for usurping his party. Powell’s other political enemies are not spared, either. But his most withering commentary, according to hacked e-mails sent to the press, Powell saved for his friends—and their spouses:
And as a former general, Powell had some choice words for Trump’s military advisor, Gen. Mike Flynn, too:
(Flynn has previously asserted that he was fired for the stand he took on “radical Islamism and the expansion of al Qaeda and its associated movements.”)
What really irked Powell, however, was Hillary Clinton’s repeated attempts to use him as cover for her e-mail server, claiming that since he’d had his own private e-mail, she was in the clear:
And:
And here’s why he’s not endorsing anyone, least of all Clinton:
Powell’s former White House colleagues were not safe, either. In an exchange with Condoleezza Rice,, Powell groused about how much he hated Donald Rumsfeld:
Neither was Dick Cheney spared when Powell heard about the book he’d written with his daughter, Liz Cheney:
Powell’s shadiest commentary, however, was reserved for Bill Clinton:
Tell us how you really feel, Colin.