TOP SECRET: CONFIDENTIAL
To: President Donald J. Trump
From: Dan Coats, Director of National Intelligence
Subject: President’s Daily Brief Good morning, President Trump! Hope you
slept well and tweeted effectively overnight. Per your request, today’s Big Picture:
NORTH KOREA: Lil’ Kim still shooting off ICBM’s & testing nukes. Bad guy. Very bad guy. Invite to W.H.? Y/N?
ISIS: Still trying to annihilate “Evil losers” with drone-strike/ridicule campaign. Pentagon wants $$$ for more effective bombs/barbs. Y/N?
SYRIA: Assad still won’t get out. Donnie Jr. suggests we deploy Trump building managers w/ “final” eviction notice. Swears 100% success rate. Y/N?
CHINA: Still militarizing islands in S. China Sea; refuses to help w/N. Korea. Eric Trump proposes “Winner take all” golf tourney at Trump Bali property. Y/N?
RUSSIA: C.I.A. reports Putin may be launching a full-scale Twitter war w/ U.S.A. Q: POTUS reply, or send Ivanka and Jared on charm offensive?